I'm going to make a post soon. But not right now. I'm not even going to apologize for being gone for so long.
But I will say I'll try harder to be a better dad for you all.
Also I'm sorry I've been gone for so long; college apps and midterms wilted the erection that is my devotion to this blog. But they're done now, I was accepted, so I'm back.
I'm not even going to apologize for apologizing when I said I wasn't going to apologize.
Also, I was in New York a while ago, and this homeless guy looks straight at me and says
"Men get menopause too! I'm horny as a motherfucker!"
I didn't give him any money because the homeless should know about menopause.